Nip Tuck Dialogue!

This is the dialogue that Berta and I wrote about the topic of plastic surgery that the Nip Tuck TV series presents.

Bob: Hey mate!
Daniel: Hey how're you doing? Umm... What's that?
Bob: What's what?
Daniel: You have a black line painted under your shirt.... Looks like a marker.
Bob: Oh that! I have been designing my new butt.
Daniel: What do you mean?
Bob: I'm tired of my saggy plain bottom, i want it to look like Nicki Minaj's! I want high soft glutes. Now it looks like my back ends on my feet...
Daniel: Oh my God man, are you serious? You don't need that!
Bob: You are jealous because I can afford a new bottom and you can't, aren't you?
Daniel: You are paying for a sociable butt. Society loves Nicki Minaj and you want it to love you as well.
Bob: Just think of all the girls I'll be getting. My surgeon says that I'll look a lot sexier,
Daniel: Bob, do you really want this?
Bob: You're a killjoy Dan! I could easily end up in a Katy Perry music video.
Daniel: A big butt won't make you successful. This is ridiculous, you are perfect!
Bob: You say that because yous is kickass!
Daniel: Who do you trust most, me or a surgeon that just wants your money?
Bob: I trust someone that can give me a nice body. Bye Daniel, I didn't expect this from you. You're just plain jealous!
Daniel: Hey! You forget something. Wait, what's this?
Bob: Oh my God, butt designs! What? You want to copy me now?
Daniel: Whatever. Take care, Bob. See you.
Bob: I don't think so. (leaves with a diva movement).

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